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not your average 18 year old.

wannabe hipsterrrr.




Friday May 25th - 4:19am

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Friday May 25th - 4:17am

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Friday May 25th - 4:16am

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Wednesday May 23rd - 4:50pm

  • me: wants to be thin
  • me: also wants to consume own weight in chinese food
  • me: is dumb

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Wednesday May 23rd - 4:41pm

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Wednesday May 23rd - 4:34pm

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Monday May 21st - 1:03pm

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Monday May 21st - 12:28pm

  • ‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
  • 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
  • 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
  • 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

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Monday May 21st - 10:58am

hahaha it does!

hahaha it does!

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Monday May 21st - 10:55am

fuck that shit, time to emmigrate

fuck that shit, time to emmigrate

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Monday May 21st - 10:50am

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Sunday May 20th - 5:03pm

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Sunday May 20th - 4:43pm

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Saturday May 19th - 1:28pm

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Saturday May 19th - 7:25am

All of my friends live near each other.

huyenlam:

For them, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”

For me, it’s like,

“Hey bro, wanna come over?”

“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”

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